A Short List of Things I Wish To Say

1. I took the MCAT exam this morning.
2. I am leaving at dawn for parts unknown. I am assuming I will not have access to the internet, so this will likely be my last post for at least one week.* I will post again when I return, perhaps with a tale of adventure and peril.

*Yes, I am aware that it's been more than a week since my last post. I was just getting you used to not having regular updates. Yes, I am aware that I never update regularly. I am also aware that shut the hell up.