I know I was amazed to discover that Michael Jackson passed away this week at the age of 50. If you're anything like me, you can't believe that his strange and scrutinized life has come to an untimely end. You might assume that these are the kind of shocking events that happen only once in long while.
But wait! There's more.
Call in the next ten minutes and you can get two fifty-year-old celebrity deaths in the same week! With your Michael Jackson, we'll throw in a Billy Mays at no extra charge! That's right. Michael Jackson and Billy Mays: a combined hundred-year-old value for just $20.09 plus shipping and handling. Act now, before this once-in-a-lifetime offer expires.
Yes, I know I'm going to burn in Hell, why do you ask?
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